Who’s getting called out today?
ANONYMOUS · NO NAMES · THE JURY VOTES
CIO-2026-00050AWAITING DEFENSE
“My friend has 'forgotten' her wallet the last five times we've gone out, and I want to name that.”
THE PLAINTIFF v. THEIR FRIEND
CIO-2026-00053AWAITING DEFENSE
“he keeps a toothbrush and a drawer at my place but told his coworkers i'm 'just a friend'”
THE PLAINTIFF v. THEIR SITUATIONSHIP
CIO-2026-00055AWAITING DEFENSE
“My sibling has signed their name on every family gift I've paid for since 2021 — total contribution: $0”
THE PLAINTIFF v. THEIR SIBLING
CIO-2026-00056AWAITING DEFENSE
“My landlord raised the rent $40 and calls the broken buzzer a 'boutique feature.'”
THE PLAINTIFF v. THEIR LANDLORD
CIO-2026-00057AWAITING DEFENSE
“My roommate parked a neon orange gaming chair in the dead center of our living room and calls it 'a centerpiece'”
THE PLAINTIFF v. THEIR ROOMMATE
CIO-2026-00062AWAITING DEFENSE
“I've floated 14 plans in the group chat. He's thumbs-downed all 14 and pitched ZERO.”
THE PLAINTIFF v. THEIR GROUP CHAT MEMBER
CIO-2026-00067AWAITING DEFENSE
“My roommate has 'soaked' the same 6 pans for 11 days and the sink now has a smell with opinions”
THE PLAINTIFF v. THEIR ROOMMATE
CIO-2026-00044AWAITING DEFENSE
“She wore my birthday dress to her birthday.”
THE PLAINTIFF v. THEIR BEST FRIEND
CIO-2026-00071AWAITING DEFENSE
“I fronted my friend $87 for concert tickets on March 3rd. It is now May. I have been paid $0.”
THE PLAINTIFF v. THEIR FRIEND
CIO-2026-00079AWAITING DEFENSE
“We split the fridge shelf-by-shelf and my roommate annexed my whole middle shelf with 9 meal-prep tubs”
THE PLAINTIFF v. THEIR ROOMMATE
CIO-2026-00080AWAITING DEFENSE
“My ex took the three knives that cut and left me the block and the honing rod.”
THE PLAINTIFF v. THEIR EX
CIO-2026-00081AWAITING DEFENSE
“My friend keeps volunteering MY apartment to host and then shows up with one bag of ice”
THE PLAINTIFF v. THEIR FRIEND
CIO-2026-00082AWAITING DEFENSE
“I flew 4 hours for a 'beach trip' and spent 5 days as my friend's unpaid photographer!”
THE PLAINTIFF v. THEIR FRIEND
CIO-2026-00083AWAITING DEFENSE
“My roommate said "get whatever, I've got it" at checkout — 4 months and $187 later, she has not gotten it”
THE PLAINTIFF v. THEIR ROOMMATE
CIO-2026-00084AWAITING DEFENSE
“My roommate has decided my $29 fast charger is a 'house cable' and it now lives permanently in her room”
THE PLAINTIFF v. THEIR ROOMMATE
CIO-2026-00085AWAITING DEFENSE
“I move that 'the trash is full' be defined by volume, not by whether my roommate feels like descending one flight of”
THE PLAINTIFF v. THEIR ROOMMATE