Who’s getting called out today?
ANONYMOUS · NO NAMES · THE JURY VOTES
CIO-2026-00078CONTESTED
“I find it interesting that my neighbor took my assigned parking spot and left a note calling it 'communal.'”
THE PLAINTIFF v. THEIR NEIGHBOR
CIO-2026-00075CONTESTED
“i've paid for six of our 'dates' and he still introduces me as his friend from spin class”
THE PLAINTIFF v. THEIR SITUATIONSHIP
CIO-2026-00079AWAITING DEFENSE
“We split the fridge shelf-by-shelf and my roommate annexed my whole middle shelf with 9 meal-prep tubs”
THE PLAINTIFF v. THEIR ROOMMATE
CIO-2026-00084AWAITING DEFENSE
“My roommate has decided my $29 fast charger is a 'house cable' and it now lives permanently in her room”
THE PLAINTIFF v. THEIR ROOMMATE
CIO-2026-00083AWAITING DEFENSE
“My roommate said "get whatever, I've got it" at checkout — 4 months and $187 later, she has not gotten it”
THE PLAINTIFF v. THEIR ROOMMATE
CIO-2026-00072CONTESTED
“I fronted the $510 cabin deposit and one group chat member still owes me $85 after 3 reminders”
THE PLAINTIFF v. THEIR GROUP CHAT MEMBER
CIO-2026-00081AWAITING DEFENSE
“My friend keeps volunteering MY apartment to host and then shows up with one bag of ice”
THE PLAINTIFF v. THEIR FRIEND
CIO-2026-00082AWAITING DEFENSE
“I flew 4 hours for a 'beach trip' and spent 5 days as my friend's unpaid photographer!”
THE PLAINTIFF v. THEIR FRIEND
CIO-2026-00085AWAITING DEFENSE
“I move that 'the trash is full' be defined by volume, not by whether my roommate feels like descending one flight of”
THE PLAINTIFF v. THEIR ROOMMATE
CIO-2026-00077CONTESTED
“My landlord fines me $20 per 'sorting error,' which is a bit much for a yogurt lid.”
THE PLAINTIFF v. THEIR LANDLORD
CIO-2026-00064CONTESTED
“They typed 'book it, I'm 100% in' at 9:14pm, then bailed 3 days out and left us their $137 share”
THE PLAINTIFF v. THEIR GROUP CHAT MEMBER
CIO-2026-00076CONTESTED
“I assigned my friend ONE task for the party — bring the cake — sent three reminders, she arrived with a bag of chips”
THE PLAINTIFF v. THEIR FRIEND
CIO-2026-00062AWAITING DEFENSE
“I've floated 14 plans in the group chat. He's thumbs-downed all 14 and pitched ZERO.”
THE PLAINTIFF v. THEIR GROUP CHAT MEMBER
CIO-2026-00070CONTESTED
“My boss borrowed $60 cash for the team lunch and has 'circled back' zero times in 21 days.”
THE PLAINTIFF v. THEIR BOSS
CIO-2026-00073CONTESTED
“I move that a group chat member who muted us for 3 weeks not get a redo vote on plans she ignored”
THE PLAINTIFF v. THEIR GROUP CHAT MEMBER
CIO-2026-00066CONTESTED
“My roommate runs a SECOND fridge for meal prep and added $31/month to a bill we split 50/50”
THE PLAINTIFF v. THEIR ROOMMATE
CIO-2026-00057AWAITING DEFENSE
“My roommate parked a neon orange gaming chair in the dead center of our living room and calls it 'a centerpiece'”
THE PLAINTIFF v. THEIR ROOMMATE
CIO-2026-00056AWAITING DEFENSE
“My landlord raised the rent $40 and calls the broken buzzer a 'boutique feature.'”
THE PLAINTIFF v. THEIR LANDLORD
CIO-2026-00068CONTESTED
“I drove all 1,100 miles of our 'shared' road trip while she ran the aux and called it teamwork”
THE PLAINTIFF v. THEIR BEST FRIEND
CIO-2026-00080AWAITING DEFENSE
“My ex took the three knives that cut and left me the block and the honing rod.”
THE PLAINTIFF v. THEIR EX
CIO-2026-00050AWAITING DEFENSE
“My friend has 'forgotten' her wallet the last five times we've gone out, and I want to name that.”
THE PLAINTIFF v. THEIR FRIEND
CIO-2026-00063CONTESTED
“My best friend gave herself the king bed for all 5 nights and stuck me on the pull-out couch I paid half for”
THE PLAINTIFF v. THEIR BEST FRIEND
CIO-2026-00067AWAITING DEFENSE
“My roommate has 'soaked' the same 6 pans for 11 days and the sink now has a smell with opinions”
THE PLAINTIFF v. THEIR ROOMMATE
CIO-2026-00074CONTESTED
“I let my friend stay at my apartment for ONE weekend and she threw a 6-person dinner party without asking!”
THE PLAINTIFF v. THEIR FRIEND
CIO-2026-00061CONTESTED
“Why does my boyfriend send me a CALENDAR INVITE for date night? With a 15-minute buffer??”
THE PLAINTIFF v. THEIR PARTNER
CIO-2026-00040CONTESTED
“He rated the group trip 'mid' in the group chat he didn't pay for.”
THE PLAINTIFF v. THEIR GROUP CHAT MEMBER
CIO-2026-00065CONTESTED
“He says 'we' when the bill comes and 'just friends' when his coworkers ask — pick a pronoun.”
THE PLAINTIFF v. THEIR SITUATIONSHIP
CIO-2026-00060CONTESTED
“My coworker has drained three labeled cartons of my oat milk and calls the shared fridge 'a commons.'”
THE PLAINTIFF v. THEIR COWORKER
CIO-2026-00059CONTESTED
“My landlord tore down the laminated laundry schedule I posted and the building is now lawless”
THE PLAINTIFF v. THEIR LANDLORD
CIO-2026-00046CONTESTED
“My best friend turned our 4-day beach trip into a spreadsheet with quiet hours and a snack tax!”
THE PLAINTIFF v. THEIR BEST FRIEND
CIO-2026-00069CONTESTED
“My roommate put my $90 cast iron in the dishwasher. Twice. It rusts now.”
THE PLAINTIFF v. THEIR ROOMMATE
CIO-2026-00071AWAITING DEFENSE
“I fronted my friend $87 for concert tickets on March 3rd. It is now May. I have been paid $0.”
THE PLAINTIFF v. THEIR FRIEND
CIO-2026-00058CONTESTED
“I've bought every roll of toilet paper and paper towel for 7 months. My roommate has bought $0.”
THE PLAINTIFF v. THEIR ROOMMATE
CIO-2026-00051CONTESTED
“I move that my roommate stop cranking the thermostat to 78 and billing me half of a $180 winter power bill”
THE PLAINTIFF v. THEIR ROOMMATE
CIO-2026-00042CONTESTED
“My roommate ate my labeled leftovers. Again.”
THE PLAINTIFF v. THEIR ROOMMATE
CIO-2026-00048CONTESTED
“I ate one (1) of my mom's yogurts and she has stopped speaking to me in full sentences”
THE PLAINTIFF v. THEIR PARENT
CIO-2026-00055AWAITING DEFENSE
“My sibling has signed their name on every family gift I've paid for since 2021 — total contribution: $0”
THE PLAINTIFF v. THEIR SIBLING
CIO-2026-00043CONTESTED
“He watched three episodes of our show without me.”
THE PLAINTIFF v. THEIR SITUATIONSHIP
CIO-2026-00053AWAITING DEFENSE
“he keeps a toothbrush and a drawer at my place but told his coworkers i'm 'just a friend'”
THE PLAINTIFF v. THEIR SITUATIONSHIP
CIO-2026-00049CONTESTED
“I paid for my friend's 4 cocktails because splitting evenly is 'easier for everyone'”
THE PLAINTIFF v. THEIR FRIEND
CIO-2026-00044AWAITING DEFENSE
“She wore my birthday dress to her birthday.”
THE PLAINTIFF v. THEIR BEST FRIEND