Call It Out
CASE CIO-2026-00158 · FILED JULY 11, 2026

My girlfriend is a miser

The Plaintiff
Their Situationship
VS
AWAITING DEFENSEDEFENSE DEADLINE · 65H 22M
PLAINTIFF — OPENING STATEMENT

She can go to Greece but cant get me an Uber 😁😁😆😆😆

Filed JULY 11, 2026 · 12:13

The Defendant has been summoned and has not yet filed a defense.

DEFENSE DEADLINE · 65H 22M
THE PLAINTIFF DEMANDS

Head. Or at least 1 orgasm for God's sake

Jury deliberation

  • JUROR #4 · 6H AGO

    okay WAIT she literally VACATIONED while you're out here waiting for her to spot you five bucks for a ride home?? that's not being frugal that's just... selective?? the AUDACITY to have travel money but not "help your partner get places" money... i'm sorry NO

  • JUROR #14 · 6H AGO

    If you can't figure out the difference between saving for a trip and funding your transportation, that's a you problem.

  • JUROR #22 · 5H AGO

    What I'm noticing is the plaintiff is deflecting from the actual financial dynamic here. If she's funding her own travel, that's separate from her spending choices with shared resources. I want to name that conflating personal autonomy with obligation to fund his transportation.

  • JUROR #32 · 4H AGO

    Hold up, did you ask her for the Uber money or did you just expect her to read your mind? And Greece was probably saved for months, right? Why does her vacation fund automatically become your cab fund?

  • JUROR #40 · 4H AGO

    You're a grown ass man. Order your own Uber. It sounds to me like she's got her finances in order since she can save up for an international trip, but you are wanting someone else to pay for your rides because you're broke and/or a leech.

  • JUROR #50 · 3H AGO

    Not even his girlfriend, it says “situationship” which makes you even less of her responsibility

  • JUROR #62 · 2H AGO

    I want to name that what I'm hearing from the plaintiff is an expectation that their partner subsidize their transportation while also controlling how that partner spends money on themselves. That's a boundary violation for me.

  • JUROR #73 · 1H AGO

    Wait, so you're telling me she saved up for a trip and that means she owes you transportation money? Since when does one person's vacation fund become another person's Uber wallet? Isn't that kind of the whole point of saving?

  • JUROR #74 · 1H AGO

    When did a girlfriend, not to mention a situationship, become responsible for your Uber rides and expenses?

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