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		<title>By: TooFunny</title>
		<link>http://callitout.com/quotes/index.php/suggest-it-today/22/funny-jokes-humor-click-here/#comment-54</link>
		<dc:creator>TooFunny</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 25 Feb 2008 01:23:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>The irony of life is that, by the time you&#039;re old enough to know your way Around, you&#039;re not going anywhere.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The irony of life is that, by the time you&#8217;re old enough to know your way Around, you&#8217;re not going anywhere.</p>
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		<title>By: TooFunny</title>
		<link>http://callitout.com/quotes/index.php/suggest-it-today/22/funny-jokes-humor-click-here/#comment-53</link>
		<dc:creator>TooFunny</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 25 Feb 2008 01:20:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>My wife and I had words, But I didn&#039;t get to use  mine!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>My wife and I had words, But I didn&#8217;t get to use  mine!</p>
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		<title>By: Funny Man</title>
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		<dc:creator>Funny Man</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 14 Feb 2008 18:51:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>There was a man walking along the beach.
God said to him that he had been so faithful that he would grant him 1 special wish.
The man said &quot;God I&#039;ve always wanted to go to Hawaii, but I&#039;m afraid to fly, would you build me a bridge accross the ocean?&quot;
God said, &quot;son that&#039;s totally impossible, think of the logistics of that, take some more time and wish again.
He said, &quot;ok God, I&#039;ve been divorced 4 times and all my former wives say that I am so insensitive. My wish is that I would be able to understand a woman. I wanna know why they think like they think, and why they feel like they feel. I want to know what will make them happy.&quot;
There was a long pause....
Then God said, &quot;Do you want 2 or 4 lanes on that bridge?&quot;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>There was a man walking along the beach.<br />
God said to him that he had been so faithful that he would grant him 1 special wish.<br />
The man said &#8220;God I&#8217;ve always wanted to go to Hawaii, but I&#8217;m afraid to fly, would you build me a bridge accross the ocean?&#8221;<br />
God said, &#8220;son that&#8217;s totally impossible, think of the logistics of that, take some more time and wish again.<br />
He said, &#8220;ok God, I&#8217;ve been divorced 4 times and all my former wives say that I am so insensitive. My wish is that I would be able to understand a woman. I wanna know why they think like they think, and why they feel like they feel. I want to know what will make them happy.&#8221;<br />
There was a long pause&#8230;.<br />
Then God said, &#8220;Do you want 2 or 4 lanes on that bridge?&#8221;</p>
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		<title>By: Laugh At This</title>
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		<dc:creator>Laugh At This</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 13 Feb 2008 03:07:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>When a man looks in his closet and says that he
has nothing to wear....
It&#039;s because he does not have anything clean.

When a women looks in her closet and says she does not have anything to wear......
It&#039;s because she does not have anything new.</description>
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has nothing to wear&#8230;.<br />
It&#8217;s because he does not have anything clean.</p>
<p>When a women looks in her closet and says she does not have anything to wear&#8230;&#8230;<br />
It&#8217;s because she does not have anything new.</p>
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		<title>By: Cupid</title>
		<link>http://callitout.com/quotes/index.php/suggest-it-today/22/funny-jokes-humor-click-here/#comment-50</link>
		<dc:creator>Cupid</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 04 Feb 2008 21:56:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I do not understand why &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.riversongs.com/ecards/cupids.html&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt; Cupid&lt;/a&gt; was chosen to represent &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.riversongs.com/valentinesday_ecards.html&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt; Valentine’s Day&lt;/a&gt;. When I think about &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.riversongs.com/love_cards.html&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt; romance&lt;/a&gt;, the last thing on my mind is a short, chubby toddler coming at me with a weapon.</description>
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