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By lighthouse
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Children witnessing childbirth
Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to the call.
The house was very dark so the paramedic asked Kathleen, a 3-yr old
girl to hold a flashlight high over her mommy so he could see while
he helped deliver the baby. Very diligently, Kathleen did as she was
asked.
Heidi pushed and pushed and after a little while, Connor was born.
The paramedic lifted him by his little feet and spanked him on his
bottom.
Connor began to cry.
The paramedic then thanked Kathleen for her help and asked the
wide-eyed 3-yr old what she thought about what she had just witnessed.
Kathleen quickly responded, ‘He shouldn’t have crawled in there in the
first place . . . Smack his bottom again!
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February 4th, 2008 at 9:56 pm
I do not understand why Cupid was chosen to represent Valentine’s Day. When I think about romance, the last thing on my mind is a short, chubby toddler coming at me with a weapon.
February 13th, 2008 at 3:07 am
When a man looks in his closet and says that he
has nothing to wear….
It’s because he does not have anything clean.
When a women looks in her closet and says she does not have anything to wear……
It’s because she does not have anything new.
February 14th, 2008 at 6:51 pm
There was a man walking along the beach.
God said to him that he had been so faithful that he would grant him 1 special wish.
The man said “God I’ve always wanted to go to Hawaii, but I’m afraid to fly, would you build me a bridge accross the ocean?”
God said, “son that’s totally impossible, think of the logistics of that, take some more time and wish again.
He said, “ok God, I’ve been divorced 4 times and all my former wives say that I am so insensitive. My wish is that I would be able to understand a woman. I wanna know why they think like they think, and why they feel like they feel. I want to know what will make them happy.”
There was a long pause….
Then God said, “Do you want 2 or 4 lanes on that bridge?”
February 25th, 2008 at 1:20 am
My wife and I had words, But I didn’t get to use mine!
February 25th, 2008 at 1:23 am
The irony of life is that, by the time you’re old enough to know your way Around, you’re not going anywhere.