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    Take The Limits Off

    By lighthouse

    There are many imposed blockages of stuckness that we get boxed into or that we see occuring that prevent the establishment of forward movement. This subject may touch on a wide variety of issues, please speak you peace with proper appropriateness.

    Topics: Free It Up |

    One Response to “Take The Limits Off”

    1. tobias Says:
      February 24th, 2008 at 8:14 pm

      My parents told me about Mr. Common Sense early in my life and told me I would do well to call on him when making decisions. It seems he was always around in my early years but less and less as time passed by until today I read his obituary. Please join me in a moment of silence in remembrance. For Common Sense had served us all so well for so many generations.

      Obituary

      Common Sense

      Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years.
      No one knows for sure how old he was since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.
      He will be remembered as having cultivated such
      valuable lessons as knowing when to come in out of the rain, why the early bird gets the worm, life isn’t always fair, and maybe it was my fault.
      Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial
      policies (don’t spend more than you earn) and
      reliable parenting strategies (adults, not children
      are in charge).
      His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well
      intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a six-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a class mate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.
      Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job they themselves failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get parental consent to administer Aspirin, sun lotion or a sticky plaster to a student; but could not inform the parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.
      Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten
      Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.
      Common Sense took a beating when you couldn’t defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar can sue you for assault.
      Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.
      Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.
      He is survived by three stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else is to Blame, and I’m a Victim.
      Not many attended his funeral because so few
      realized he was gone. If you still remember him pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.
      ALL

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